Another month, another Man of the year nominee, yes it maybe a month late but it should in no way weaken the prestige of this glorious award.
Barney Stinson:
So yeah i hear you all going hes not a real person how can he be nominated, i beg to differ.
Barney Stinson the unoffcial star of the hit comedy How I Met Your Mother is an inspiration to men all across the globe, hes a womanizer, hes got a shitload of cash, he does what he wants when he wants but why is he man of the month and not richard branson.
Barney wasn't always so 'awesome', during his young adulthood he belived in peace, harmony, a hippy who worked in a coffee shop who only lost his virginity at 23 to a 50+ manmaker.
Its these unglorious roots that makes barneys rise all the more inspirational, now in his early thirties he enjoys a life of booze, women and freedom backed by his enormous pay packet at a global finacial firm.
However its Barneys universal appeal that make males everywhere envious, nerds are attracted to barney for his love of laser tag, the life size storm trooper in his loungeroom, dorks love the fact he has a blog, the jocks are attracted to his knowledge for sport, fruity men love his fashion, freaks see his porn enthusiasm as a way to connect to the man, everyone appreciates his quest for women.
Barney is essentially a man for all men, like the best friend you wish you had and makes him a perfect candate for the Homeruns and Hailmarys Man of the year, and Februarys man of the month.
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